Recipe for summer fun

Add Friends, the sun, a hose, water and sand,

(make sure to mix the sand thoroughly in your hair for optimal shine...)

Apply the hose liberally to the nether-regions,

Add three cute boys, and three cute plumber butts,

Sprinkle in just a touch more water,

And don't forget to sample the hose water, just to make sure it tastes ok.

Then, after the battle for faucet supremacy is won,

Make sure you get extra, extra dirty,

Then add an ice cream sandwich to finish the perfect afternoon.