Heard at my house, part 2

We were getting ready for bed tonight, and asked Abby to bring over the scriptures so we could start our nightly routine. Abby walks over to the bookshelf and says,

"Do I smell peanut butter cookies, or is it just Butt Paste?"

(For the uninitiated parents, Butt Paste is a type of diaper rash cream. And for the record, neither the Butt Paste or peanut butter cookes were anywhere near her. But we did get a good laugh out of it.)