Friday, September 25, 2009

Things you never thought you would say

"Please tell me you did not just eat cat vomit."

"The toilet is not your own personal swimming pool."

"Be soft with the dog's nose."

And that was all in the space of one hour this afternoon. Anyone else have some gems to share?


  1. I'm sure you just read my latest blog post and heard this already, but I never imagined I would be standing in front of the barricaded-shut bathroom door saying to my 3-year-old, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

  2. These are great! Ahhh, the words of warnings we give our kids...hopefully someday they'll listen. (I'll speak for my own kids here!)

    PS: Me & DeNae (from "My real life was backordered" blog & MMB) are planning a bloggers luncheon. It will be in Las Vegas sometime in early November. Would there be any chance you could make it? I'd love to meet you in person!! When I get the details, I'll let you know.


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