If your baby has an appointment with his or her pediatrician, the day before said appointment, your child is
guaranteed to fall on something and give themselves a huge shiner, along with a great big scrape on the chin. You know, so you can stand in front of your pediatrician stammering "He fell and banged his eye, I promise!" all the while feeling like a complete moron.
I agree 100%. I have always just said nothing in hopes that they too have had kids/boys. But it sure can be nervewracking!
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I usually do what Katie said and say nothing, but I've had a few times where the doctor has raised her eyebrows for one son in particular who always has a nasty bruise somewhere (he's my daredevil!) and asked, "so what happened?" The bad thing is when you don't know what happened, they just got a bruise, so you have to shrug your shoulders and say you don't know, which raises even more suspicion.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. This happened all the time with my little sister. She had a doc once ask her, "Now, tell me the truth, what did you do to your daughter?" when in reality, my youngest sis was just a klutz, through and through.
ReplyDeletePoor mom. Poor you. Wish I could go to the appt w/you, holding your hand. Know that I do, in spirit.