So today, not only did I get to fish a piece of corn out of my toddler's nostril, but I also found a stash of about 8 pairs of really dirty underwear stuffed in a corner. They were hidden there by a certain daughter, who shall remain nameless, who when questioned about it said "I just didn't want to get in trouble."
But I did learn a very important lesson. I should never, ever venture into the girls' closets. Dangerous territory. That's what I get for trying to be ambitious and actually do the laundry. Rest assured, it won't happen again.