Wednesday, September 8, 2010

You might be pregnant if...

~The worth of an object becomes directly proportioned to your willingness to actually bend down and pick it up off the floor.

~You have a favorite color/flavor of Tums.

~Your nightly going to bed ritual includes clearing a path to the bathroom that you'll be visiting at least 47 times that night.

~You've been known to jump out of your seat or yelp occasionally because of a particularly hard kick to the ribs.

~Peeing in a cup at your Doctor or Midwife's appointment feels like an Olympic sporting event.

~You can stand in front of a very full pantry or refrigerator and then burst into tears because you can't find anything good to eat.

~After your husband makes fun of you for crying about it, you yell "Don't laugh at me!" sounding very much like a three year old.

~You then blame the whole episode on hormones.

~Your hips make more snapping and popping noises than a bowl of Rice Krispies.

~You threaten to shoot up a local fast food restaurant (that shall remain nameless) when they screw up your order and all you've been craving all day is a crisp bean burrito.  Why is that so hard people?  Come on!

~You can fall asleep standing up in the late afternoon, but wake up five hundred times later that night to pee.

~You make a nice, healthy meal that looks and smells great...until it's actually sitting on a plate in front of you.

~You could immediately tell a perfect stranger your EDD, LMP, and exactly how far along you are, (27 weeks and 2 days thankyouverymuch...) but you might very well forget your own childrens' names.

Anyone else?


  1. That's a pretty good list. It's better to laugh about it than ... well, crying comes with the package too. Good luck!

  2. I ALMOST remember those things. (Tums = green. Mmmm. Green.)

  3. I bet that meal would look great if you hadn't made it--that's how it is with me. If someone else cooks it, it usually is much more appetizing.

  4. -You make smoothies for most meals because they're less painful/disgusting coming back up versus regular food.

  5. Yep, 47 times a night to pee, that's about right. (sigh)

    You can do it, girl. I know you can!! :)

  6. Great list! I can totally relate...

  7. Luckily I can not relate at the moment, although I have retained my ability to pick things up with my toes so I don't have to bend over.

  8. Seriously? You know the date of you last period? That's always so impressive. :)


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