Sunday, July 11, 2010
-Their address and phone number
-Their parents' names
-How to tie their shoes and brush their teeth
-How to safely and, um, hygenically do their business while in the woods.
You may not think the last item to be so important. But you're just going to have to trust me on this one. I've never led you astray before, right? You can thank me for the very important public service announcement later.
If you neglect this important teaching with your children, you may find yourself, say, at a cookout with friends in the middle of the mountains, having a great time, roasting marshmellows, and then being forced to clean up...
No. You know what? It's just too gross. I'll spare you the gory details.
Let's just say we were sad to be the party poopers. Sometimes you just have crappy nights. (Bad puns very much intended.)