-Their name
-Their address and phone number
-Their parents' names
-How to tie their shoes and brush their teeth
-How to safely and, um, hygenically do their business while in the woods.
You may not think the last item to be so important. But you're just going to have to trust me on this one. I've never led you astray before, right? You can thank me for the very important public service announcement later.
If you neglect this important teaching with your children, you may find yourself, say, at a cookout with friends in the middle of the mountains, having a great time, roasting marshmellows, and then being forced to clean up...
No. You know what? It's just too gross. I'll spare you the gory details.
Let's just say we were sad to be the party poopers. Sometimes you just have crappy nights. (Bad puns very much intended.)
Oh. my. :)
ReplyDeleteooh, yeah, I may not want to know that..I've had too much crap to deal with myself...haha
ReplyDeleteFunny post, I loved reading the "important things" and getting to the last item on the list, the kicker. ;)
ReplyDeletePS: We had to leave Provo earlier than anticipated last weekend. I place full blame w/my husband's job (sigh). Next time, let's fit in some fiddling fo' sure!!
xoxoxo
Great blog! About the Chinese commenters, have you tried using Google Translate to find out what they say? I just tried it out of curiosity and this one seemed to be legit. Check it out ;)
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